Oh no I was combining random Pokemon with Cubone and this happened.
I’m starting to think that maxing out all possible social links among the parent generation in Fire Emblem before I go get everyone’s kids is a bad idea.
Someone draw some of these?
Golbell is an immensely successful hunter— Not only does it constantly emit a pungent odor that attracts bug pokemon into its gaping maw at the top of its body, its saliva is also an incredibly sweet nectar that draws its prey in close enough to allow its prehensile vine to sweep it in to its oversized mouth.
The acids in a golbell’s stomach can digest even the toughest of armored bugs, even eating through the armor of a full-grown scizor in less than three minutes.
No one knows what the maximum height of this pokemon is, but record show that they have been discovered reaching heights of over twenty feet in some cases.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Article Posted: May 19, 2013
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
It will be brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! GENIUS, I say!
oh my fucking god this is so true
This. I always had panics attacks when I had to do a speech in front of a class and I only ever had one teacher u sweatband coz she was the same when she was in school the rest were just like I don’t care it’s part of the curriculum “no special exceptions for your fucked head” literally word for word for my grade 12 teacher. I wanted to kill her literally.This is my school life rolled into ones post. I cry almost everyday after school because it’s just too hard.
this is too true, and it saddens me. I cry at night over the amount of work I have to do. And not only do I have a lot of work, but I have a mental disorder, and sometimes I just can’t do it. But they don’t get that so I end up failing. And it’s just really stressful.